This strange election keeps getting stranger. A Twitter hashtag brings out a flood of brilliant anti-Trump rhymes.
Somehow, these #TrumpDrSeuss tweets perfectly capture an intense and disturbing phase of the 2016 election:
The #TrumpDrSeuss hashtag maybe the greatest thing happening in the world at this very moment.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) October 13, 2016
I will not accept his racist plan. I will not accept it from this man. I will not accept it in my land! It's not who I am. #TrumpDrSeuss
— D'resistance (@deeperfectgem) October 13, 2016
#TrumpDrSeuss I will not have the votes of women, I will not be the one who's winning.
— RiskyLiberal (@RiskyLiberal) October 13, 2016
— Ray Ricky Rivera (@RayRickyRivera) October 13, 2016
Well look at you two
And how old are you?
Only twelve you say?
I'll be dating you some day.#TrumpDrSeuss
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 13, 2016
"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
If they accuse me, I will sue fish."#TrumpDrSeuss
— Eric Schmidt (@TalkingSchmidt) October 13, 2016
#TrumpDrSeuss grab one here, grab one there, more to come do not despair
— Maurice Ross (@MauriceMichael) October 13, 2016
Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk! #TrumpDrSeuss
— Notorious L-I-Z (@LizzyRichards24) October 13, 2016
A Billion Here, A Billion There
Losing Billions Everywhere
Fear Not Losers, Fear Not Trolls
I'll Lose Even More at the Polls!#TrumpDrSeuss
— J.K. Callaway (@realJKCallaway) October 13, 2016
"I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees"
"Climate change is a hoax
Made up by the Chinese"
— Podcaster Tim in NYC (@TJBeauregard) October 13, 2016
Oh, the places you'll go, where the women say no, but you can't take that for an answer, so you grab them below. #TrumpDrSeuss
— Master Sgt.'s Wife (@AUNTIELANELANE) October 13, 2016
Horton Gropes a Who #TrumpDrSeuss
— Kiala is taking up knitting in 2018 (@Kiala) October 13, 2016
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